User: Skaught

Skaught Proper noun. Intentional mutilation of the traditional name Scott, though homophonous in some regional varieties of North American English due to the linguistic "cot/caught merger". Typically used by overeducated Anglophiles who have little else to distinguish themselves.

"He was Scott when I knew him in elementary school, but now that he's gone to college it's Skaught, and we're all supposed to be like, 'Ooooh, you're so interesting and deviant!'"